Just F-ing Stunning

"Soon-to-be-ex-Manchester United defender Gabriel Heinze gave Argentina the lead with his kung-fu volley. Lionel Messi then scored a goal so cute that you will want to marry it and have its babies. He lifted the ball over Oswaldo Sanchez from the right side of the penalty area. Juan Roman Riquelme completed the scoring with a cheeky chipped penalty."

We need to start scoring goals that carry descriptions like these.