Let's see some of this next week

Just F-ing Stunning

"Soon-to-be-ex-Manchester United defender Gabriel Heinze gave Argentina the lead with his kung-fu volley. Lionel Messi then scored a goal so cute that you will want to marry it and have its babies. He lifted the ball over Oswaldo Sanchez from the right side of the penalty area. Juan Roman Riquelme completed the scoring with a cheeky chipped penalty."

We need to start scoring goals that carry descriptions like these.

RIP: Anne's ankle, casual soccer career

As you can see, it doesn't look good. Not sure why she decided to wear red pumps to the doctor's office. She really insisted. Kept saying something about wanting to go out in style...

And yes, I took time out of my work day to scan the real x-rays. Or "wet reads" as the doctor kept calling them.

Our Namesake

Just so we all know where we get our glorious team name, here is the primary footage. I only hope that our season may see more success and accomplished missions than that of the other "Decider." I guess it's for the best though; had he said, "I'm the Brazilian Waxed Penalty Box and I Brazilian Wax Penalty Box what is best," things would have become awkward and confusing in future games.

Yes! Yes! Oh God, Yes!